kt tunstall don't use jelly!

that's her on stage...

what a great show!

in the words of the great inigo montoya, "i 'splain. no. is too much. i sum up..."

highlights of the evening:

kt's cover of the flaming lips' "she don't use jelly"

kt stopping a song for a fight and scolding the participants incredulously, "there's no fighting at a kt tunstall show."

kt introducing a slow song and then saying, "so, y'know, you might wanna..." and then pantomiming reaching around her imaginary date and copping a feel.

after said intro, me turning to felicia and telling her that if any guy tried to feel her up, i'd take care of it.

felicia asking "what if it's a girl trying to feel me up?" (there were a lot of butch women with their life-partners there)

myself responding (jokingly) that i had no problem with punching a woman.

the opening band was dead on "charlie" from lost.

me screaming "driveshaft rocks!"

the keyboard/trumpet player's washboard tie. which he actually used in one song.

raven's 6000 trips to the bathroom!!!

kt's amazing dimples.

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more pics below. check out her cover of beck's "golden age" click here.

that's telekinesis, kyle!

david's got the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away.

WITH MIND BULLETS!

sick humor runs in the family

i saw my cousin jake over the weekend.

we were both at an audio training seminar and i invited him and his wife, christy, to stop by my house on their drive home.

he politely declined because he had to pick her up at a mall and they were traveling a different way home.

"well, be sure to tell her that i missed her." i requested.

"i definitely will." he replied.

"and give her a kiss on the mouth for me." i added.

with a smile, he acted out how he would do this.

he close his eyes, puckered his lips and saucily pantomimed a long, passionate kiss with his absent wife.

he verbalized a good "mmmmmwaaaaahhh!" and then said, "... that's from noah!"

the scary thing is, he'll probably actually do it.

and she'll probably laugh.

shown above is the happy couple at a dragons game. (christy's first ballgame ever!)

not to be crude but...

please tell me that this product is not pronounced the way i think it is pronounced.