my dad, the internet sensation

so my sister said she missed my blog entries since i decided to pair off with a fine foxy lady.

i decided to take the lazy route and post one of my youtube videos (see below).

then as i was looking at all of my youtube videos i noticed that the video of my dad had over 600 views.

more than all of the others put together.


god bless you, interwebs!

here's the original post.

back in the saddle

after a long day in the saddle, you want to tell your mighty steed how much you love him.

what better way to say it than by spanking the dust off of his hindquarters?

my lady loves her camera phone

okay, so i've mentioned below how awesome my girlfriend is and now i wish to share some of the great picture messages that she has sent me in the last two months.

i was quite impressed with this one that she took while on a walk through the park.

this one she sent with one word as the caption, "awesome!"

these two were taken at the county fair. i believe the caption with the bunny was "have you ever seen a more ferocious creature?" to which i replied, "death awaits ye with pointy fangs."

just to clarify... she's on the left.

and finally, on a day that i needed a laugh the most, the day my dad had emergency triple-bypass surgery, she sent me this with the caption, "so secret even SHE doesn't know them."

that's my girl!

take that punxatawney phil!

call me prognosticator of prognosticators.

anyone who carefully reads the header of my blog will easily be able to discern why the updates have been so infrequent lately.

that's right, ladies, noah is off the market.

and who is the lucky girl?

it's monica! the most awesomest chick in the world!


you eagle-eyed readers may have even seen this one coming.

check the post from this past summer.

i'll end this post before i get too gooey but i do want to use this as a forum for my next prediction.

we will not have an early spring... it will arrive promptly on march 21st.

an entry from future-noah

to present-noah and dear blog readers...

i am/you will be submitting this entry from 2 years in your future where i am/you are leading the resistance against the barsoomian hordes that invaded 6-months ago.

this is your/my warning.

i/you know that this communication could threaten the space-time continuum but you/i had to risk it.

beware of the breakroom coffee.

also, it wouldn't hurt to for you/me to start working out now, there's a reason i have/you will name(d) your favorite automatic weapon "mjolner"

note: this is actually a sarcastic response to my friends in memphis over the post left below.

or is it???