and then he hit me with a surprise left...

... with a pugil stick!

i followed a link on CNN's webpage to learn more about the new american gladiators and HOLY CRAP!!!

eddie vedder is one of the gladiators! and his codename is wolf!

don't believe me?


i guess the codename "yellow ledbetter" wasn't intimidating enough.

oh where, oh where could his athletic performance enhancing drugs be? the olympic committee took them away from he.

don't call him daughter... or he'll shoot you with a tennis ball.

i hope he doesn't use his rippling pectorals to injure elderly women behind counters in small towns.

i could write these puns all day!