bfw

that's the technical acronym for the tool that my beloved is holding. or, as some call it, "big frickin' wrench"

actually it's the wrench that my father-in-law brought over to help fix my plumbing.

he pulled it out of his trunk and my jaw dropped.

"jeez!" i exclaimed, "did a lady of the lake bequeath that to you or was it simply forged in mordor?"