weekend funnies

last weekend was harrison and nick's anniversary party.

i got to see my cousin, aaron and his new wife lindsey.

i jokingly shared a brief story with them about how monica and i were discussing their marriage and how we both still can't figure out what he did to get her.

aaron agreed, of course and then shared this little nugget...

"check this out," he related, "lindsey and i were on the computer and we decided to take an online IQ test.

"i scored a 110, which is normal, and she scored a 130.

"so then she was all, 'ooooh, so who's the smart one in this marriage? oh, yeah!'

"and i was just like, 'at least i married up. you're the one who married the dummy. so who's really the smartest?'"

that was a good burn, patrice.

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