wha-huh???

please to enjoy the swedish jazz swing hip-hop videos below.

i am strangely hypnotized.

neon typos

we went to a breakfast place when I discovered this little nugget of joy. I can only hear Mickey Rooneys horrible character from Breakfast at Tiffanys when I look at these picks. Oh boy.







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weekly witticisms

so my desk at work was recently moved in order for me to have a more active role in client tours. when asked how i felt about this I remarked that the company must be running out of attractive people to showcase.

"you know," I pondered "maybe the company is trying to hedge their bets in this difficult economy.

"they're probably thinking 'what if the client is into doughy, hirsute men? Bring out Noah!!!'"

The two coworkers that I said this to chuckled a bit, then Iowered the comedy boom on them.

"I'm like the staypuff marshmallow man meets Sasquatch. A 'Stay-squatch' if you will."

I paused.

"or 'Sas-puff."