weekly witticisms

so my desk at work was recently moved in order for me to have a more active role in client tours. when asked how i felt about this I remarked that the company must be running out of attractive people to showcase.

"you know," I pondered "maybe the company is trying to hedge their bets in this difficult economy.

"they're probably thinking 'what if the client is into doughy, hirsute men? Bring out Noah!!!'"

The two coworkers that I said this to chuckled a bit, then Iowered the comedy boom on them.

"I'm like the staypuff marshmallow man meets Sasquatch. A 'Stay-squatch' if you will."

I paused.

"or 'Sas-puff."