Apparently, I am destined to be alone. As a dear friend recently told me, "I think you're looking for a woman who is extremely attractive and can keep up with you intellectually and you're just not going to find someone who's smart enough for you."
Or as my cousin said yesterday, "It's a lost cause... you're never going to find someone who looks like Jessica Alba with the mind of Albert Einstein."
So it's obvious I am left with only one alternative...
I must build a Jessica Albot.
IT... COULD... WORK!!!! (lightning and sound of crackling thunder)
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