if you are single and in the dating game, never mention to a woman that you think their single friend is cute.
there are only two possible outcomes to this scenario.
scenario one: the woman that you mention this to wishes the attention for herself and you get the classic response "what am i? chopped liver?"
jealousy. contention. uncomfortable after effects.
possibly worse is scenario two.
scenario two: the woman that you mention this to begins to imagine fixing you up with her single friend.
the eyes perk up and smiling spasms erupt.
lots of fast talk quickly ensues which sounds something like this "do-you-want-to-meet-her-i-had-lunch-with-her-yesterday-you-would-make-such-a-cute-couple-and-we-could-go-on-double-dates-together-oh-my-god-could-you-imagine-if-you-had-kids-they-would-be-so-cute-can-i-be-in-your-wedding-here-she-comes-do-you-want-me-to-introduce-you-we-could-be-best-couple-friends-wouldn't-that-be-so-much-fun!!!!!!!!!"
what is that?!?!?
what is the thrill of fixing up your friends?
i don't get it.
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