the funniest thing i heard this week...

i was saying to two kids from my congregation how it wasn't fair that they tan so well in the summer.

they happen to be one quarter brazilian which i'm sure has nothing to do with it.

i mentioned how there was no chance of me getting a tan because of the fact that i spend most of my waking hours in-doors behind a computer monitor.

anthony said, "here's what i don't get: mason (my 11-yr-old cousin) is outdoors all the time. but when he takes his shirt off he looks like a bottle of elmer's glue."

i love mason dearly but i couldn't help but laugh.


second funniest thing i heard this week... a software review on a shareware download site that read "great program... my friend with tourette's swears by it.