i realized the other day that my low self-esteem issues run very, very deep.
i had a dream that i was on a white sand beach with a beautiful latin woman in a yellow bikini.
she snuggled up close to me, batted her beautiful brown eyes and rubbing my stomach she said, "y'know noah, you'd be pretty cute if you got in shape."
the next day i pleaded with my parents to give me their unused treadmill.
it's four days later and i still can't believe that even in my sex dreams i'm not getting any play.
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