my boss walked in this morning wearing a pretty headband.
being in a goofy mood, i pointed out the obvious.
"what's up, headband?" i greeted her. "can i call you that today?"
she laughed and replied, "how about 'h.b' instead?"
"no good." i responded. "i'm working on a program for honeybaked ham and that's all i can think of when i hear those initials."
i then started giggling hysterically, "what if your significant other actually used that as a term of endearment?
i mean, it has the word 'honey' in it, but it also contains the word 'ham'.
how would you respond to that one?"
i thought deeply on this throughout the morning.
what kind of person merits the nickname "honeybaked"?
blues guitarist?
linebacker?
harlem globetrotter?
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One who tans too often?
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