lost: eyebrows and lashes. large reward.

i was next to a dear loved one at a religious meeting last night and during the sing-along portion of the program i caught a whiff of this person's breathe.

they had just exhaled as i was inhaling for the next verse.

i began to gag and had to immediately vacate the area and head to the restroom.

holy moses! i'm surprised the entire building didn't go up in flames from the noxious gases emanating from this person.

i got some fresh air and returned to my seat a few minutes later but had to control myself from giggling as my internal monologue kicked into hyperdrive.

i remember pondering, "how does one make one's breathe smell like toe jam, road kill and onions all at once?"

during the audience participation portion, i said to their spouse, "don't hand them the mic, they'll melt it!"

words cannot describe it. maybe a picture.