this wasn't out of the ordinary, but then i noticed her email address began with "phantomoto" and her signature had a single rose graphic and the amazing andrew lloyd weber lyric "night time heightens, sharpens each sensation..."
i sent her the requested photo, but i couldn't help myself. i had to rant.
here is an excerpt:
the phantom is creepy.
if i brought a girl down to my basement and showed her a mannequin that looked like her dead corpse wearing a dress that i made for her, i don't think she'd be sticking around...
i guess even with only 2/3 of an extremely handsome face, the world is still your oyster.
plus he has that whole tortured soul/high drama thing that you female types are so drawn to.
but can he hold down a real job? nope, he's too busy lurking around corners, brooding, plotting revenge and packing pyrotechnic packages for overly grandiose exits.
this was the beginning of my phantom theory.
as stated above, i believe that mathematically as long as you have 2/3 of an extremely handsome face, women will always find you attractive.
to illustrate, see the diagram below.
i started with a photo of denzel washington, arguably one of the handsomest men living today.
using state-of-the-art technology, i have attempted to de-handsome the man.
as you can see, after dipping below a 66% handsome level, all bets are off.
this merits more research.
if anyone out there has frivolous grant money that they'd like to part with, please let me know.
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